At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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