Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Terrible idea I love it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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