this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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