Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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