Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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