I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
