she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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