Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Even my vagina gasped.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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