So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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