I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My liver is preforming stress tests.