We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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