He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
