We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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