i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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