I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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