who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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