Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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