it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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