This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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