let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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