She announced her abortion via fbk
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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