remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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