they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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im holly from the hills drunk
I wish they made helmets for livers.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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