This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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