i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
that is very illegal...i love you.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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