Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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