watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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