love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
