Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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