why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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