To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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