Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one