and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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