how can u be prego again
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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