I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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