It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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