Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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