I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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