So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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