24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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