she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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