he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize
