quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize