moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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