Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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