I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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