Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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