And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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