i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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