so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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