My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
