HIV tests are more positive than that guy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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