If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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