Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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