i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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