I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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