Welp...herpes.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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